What school has taught me

Something I have learnt from each of my classes at SBHS:

~ English - Never read 'Into the Wild'. Ever.
~ Drama - I suit characters who are either dead or asleep
~ Maths - I'm only good if I turn up to class
~ Accounting - If they do not pay you your money, phone them (inside joke)
~ Economics - CIG(X-M), TIT, FAG, and any other accronyms are only helpful if
                          YOU KNOW WHAT EACH LETTER STANDS FOR
~ Sciences/Chem - I like to play with fire, just a wee bit too much...
~ Social Studies/Geography - A video/movie each class makes the year a lot more
                                                   fun
~ Yr 9 Technology (wood/graphics/food) - It is better if the teacher DOESN'T
                                                                         know who you are
~ Japanese - I would need a lawyer to go 'shi'
~ P.E. - I have good knees for goalkeeping in soccer
~ Music - Mr Scott puts people off doing music.  Thank goodness he is leaving.
~ Art - It's rather suspicious when a whole class gets the exact same graduation
             results...

~ Form Class - I can teach a class better than Mr Bell.

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