My Party rules (will be added to/edited)

1.  Parties are for partying. No Down-buzz people allowed.

2.  If you get too drunk, other people then gain the right to mess with your mind, and to draw inapropriate things on your body.

3.  Time restrictions for a party.  Host must start preparations within 48hrs of the start of the party.  Guests only have 24hrs.

4.  If a song is played for more than 13 seconds, the whole song must be played before moving to the next one (unless it voids rule 7).

5. If it is a requirement that a costume must be worn, it is only applicable to females and awesome guys. Exception will be made if going to/from work.

6. Drink stealing is not allowed no matter how drunk you are.

7.  No bad music is to be played.
7a.  ONE Justin Bieber song may be played (no more than 12 seconds) ONLY if followed by Down With The Sickness by Disturbed.

8. The host of the party reserves the right to control the volume of the music, and also has the right to play any song that does not void rule 7.

9. If a recycling bin is there for use, a challenge HAS been made to fill it by the end of the party.

10.  No smoking, no drugs and no drink-driving.  End of story.

11.  There must be at least one sober driver per 10 people drinking.

12.  If the date is an odd number (eg. 9th) you must drink out of your left hand.  If the date is an even number (eg. 22nd) you must drink out of your right hand.  Failure to follow this will result in you being forced to scull the rest of your drink, no matter how much you have left.

13.  If someone is attempting to scull a drink, the following song MUST be sung:  Hail a brother ____, brother ____, brother ____.  Hail a brother ____ who's with us tonight.  We love him, we hate him, we love to masturbate him.  Hail a brother ____ who's with us tonight. SCULL MOTHERF@#ER, SCULL MOTHERF@#ER, SCULL MOTHERF@#ER, SCULL!!

13a.  If a female is being made to scull a drink, the word 'brother' in the previous song may be replaced with 'sister.'

14. If you spill a drink, you MUST suck as much of it up as you can.
14a.  If someone spills a drink, it is a requirement that you yell "FLOOR SUCK!" until they proceed with rule 14.

15. If you are crashing for the night, you may sleep anywhere the host says unless you are female, in which case, it is a requirement you sleep in the same bed as the host.
15a. If the host is not single, then NO ONE may enter the bedroom unless invited.

16. Those who are fortunate enough to stay the night MUST help clean up the next morning. It's just what you do for mates to thank them for a good night.


......To be continued......